Mike

INSTRUMENT: Lead vocalist, guitar. 
FAVORITE FOOD: Cat treats.
FAVORITE COLOR: A whiter shade of pale. 
HOBBIES: Are hobbies, like, those little people in Lord Of The Rings?
LIFE GOALS: To make it to the bell. 
FORMER BANDS PLAYED IN: ...Some...
MUSICAL INFLUENCES: Tiny Tim, Topo Gigio.

Gary "Full House" O

INSTRUMENT: Lead guitar, vocals and Binford 2000. 
FAVORITE FOOD: ...Lemon
FAVORITE COLOR: Yellow like Lemon. 
HOBBIES: Makin' mud scrapers outta beer caps. 
LIFE GOALS: To out-party Mike & Niel, and to dance the "Pasa Doble' in his platform boots. 
FORMER BANDS IN: Good ones...
MUSICAL INFLUENCES: Those guys who play guitar solos with a beer bottle. OK, also Eric from Bay City Rollers.

Irv "Pappy" Fines

INSTRUMENT: Bass guitar, vocals and magic hankys. 
FAVORITE FOOD: Tofu and rum. 
FAVORITE COLOR: $GREEN$ 
HOBBIES: Avoiding calls from other band members and crocheting. Fartin' is up there too. 
LIFE GOALS: To have naked girls dance on t.v. during WALKER TEXAS RANGER. 
FORMER BANDS IN: The Poverty Plainsmen, The Johner Brothers ....What? ...Oh....I thought you said "Farmer Bands"... 
MUSICAL INFLUENCES: Any rich musician and Woody from Bay City Rollers. 

Niel "Takin' the R outta Drum" K

INSTRUMENT: Drums and things that go "boink"
FAVORITE FOOD:   Animal Crackers
FAVORITE COLOR: Clear
HOBBIES: Tryin' to flip da sticks without pokin' my eye out.
FORMER BANDS IN: Ridiculously good looking ones. 
MUSICAL INFLUENCES: Derek from Bay City Rollers & Animal from Sesame Street.
 

THE CREW

Carey "Shake It Twice" Brears

INSTRUMENT: Light Board, Purple Bus

FAVORITE FOOD: Pie...I like a da pizza pie 
FAVORITE COLOR: Bright! 
HOBBIES: Making lights stop working
LIFE GOALS: Rock and roll all night, party every day
FORMER BANDS IN: Member of Bay City Rollers fan club.
MUSICAL INFLUENCES: Lawrence Welk & Juliette.

Jerry "Old Yeller" Hasiak

INSTRUMENT: Sound Board or things with lots of dials.

FAVORITE FOOD: Knowledge...and juice...I like a da juice. 
FAVORITE COLOR: LOUD. 
HOBBIES: Making really bright arcs and smoke out of things that cost money and screamin' like a girl. 
LIFE GOALS: Get thru a gig without saying "now how did that happen"?
FORMER BANDS IN: Look kid, I've worked on stages with people who crap bigger than you.
MUSICAL INFLUENCES: Led Zepplin, Iron Butterfly and other bands who could not realistically fly.

GUMBY

INSTRUMENT: Cardboard guitar. 
FAVORITE FOOD: Hot air. 
FAVORITE COLOR: HOT GREEN!! 
HOBBIES: Jumpin' up and down and driving the ladies crazy! 
LIFE GOALS: Hold air for an entire night! 
FORMER BANDS IN: Me and Pokey had somethin' goin' in the 
seventies (toke) what the hell was the name of it?..... 
MUSICAL INFLUENCES: STEVE ZODIAC, ERNIE AND BERT, MADAM...