MEN WITHOUT SHAME

Biographies


(Everything you always wanted to know about MWS but were too smart to ask!)

An awesome gift basket from the Fox Valley folks with all our favourite food...cat treats for Mike, tofu for Irv, a lemon for Gary and animal crackers for Niel and much more. How cool to find this in the dressing room!  

 

Mike

INSTRUMENT: Lead vocalist, guitar. 
FAVORITE FOOD: Cat treats.
FAVORITE COLOR: A whiter shade of pale. 
HOBBIES: Are hobbies, like, those little people in Lord Of The Rings?
LIFE GOALS: To make it to the bell. 
FORMER BANDS PLAYED IN: ...Some...
MUSICAL INFLUENCES: Tiny Tim, Topo Gigio.

 

 

 

Gary "Full House" O

INSTRUMENT: Lead guitar, vocals and Binford 2000. 
FAVORITE FOOD: ...Lemon
FAVORITE COLOR: Yellow like Lemon. 
HOBBIES: Makin' mud scrapers outta beer caps. 
LIFE GOALS: To out-party Mike & Niel, and to dance the "Pasa Doble' in his platform boots. 
FORMER BANDS IN: Good ones...
MUSICAL INFLUENCES: Those guys who play guitar solos with a beer bottle.
OK, also Eric from Bay City Rollers.

Irv "Pappy" Fines

INSTRUMENT: Bass guitar, vocals and magic hankys. 
FAVORITE FOOD: Tofu and rum. 
FAVORITE COLOR: $GREEN$ 
HOBBIES: Avoiding calls from other band members and crocheting. Fartin' is up there too. 
LIFE GOALS: To have naked girls dance on t.v. during WALKER TEXAS RANGER. 
FORMER BANDS IN: The Poverty Plainsmen, The Johner Brothers ....What? ...Oh....I thought you said "Farmer Bands"... 
MUSICAL INFLUENCES: Any rich musician and Woody from Bay City Rollers. 

Niel "Takin' the R outta Drum" K

INSTRUMENT: Drums and things that go "boink"
FAVORITE FOOD:   Animal Crackers
FAVORITE COLOR: Clear
HOBBIES: Tryin' to flip da sticks without pokin' my eye out.
FORMER BANDS IN: Ridiculously good looking ones. 
MUSICAL INFLUENCES: Derek from Bay City Rollers & Animal from Sesame Street.
 

THE CREW

or as they say, TECHNICIANS

Carey "Shake It Twice" Brears

INSTRUMENT: Light Board, Purple Bus

FAVORITE FOOD: Pie...I like a da pizza pie 
FAVORITE COLOR: Bright! 
HOBBIES: Making lights stop working
LIFE GOALS: Rock and roll all night, party every day
FORMER BANDS IN: Member of Bay City Rollers fan club.
MUSICAL INFLUENCES: Lawrence Welk & Juliette.

 

Jerry "Old Yeller" Hasiak

INSTRUMENT: Sound Board or things with lots of dials.

FAVORITE FOOD: Knowledge...and juice...I like a da juice. 
FAVORITE COLOR: LOUD. 
HOBBIES: Making really bright arcs and smoke out of things that cost money and screamin' like a girl. 
LIFE GOALS: Get thru a gig without saying "now how did that happen"?
FORMER BANDS IN: Look kid, I've worked on stages with people who crap bigger than you.
MUSICAL INFLUENCES: Led Zepplin, Iron Butterfly and other bands who could not realistically fly.

 

GUMBY

INSTRUMENT: Cardboard guitar. 
FAVORITE FOOD: Hot air. 
FAVORITE COLOR: HOT GREEN!! 
HOBBIES: Jumpin' up and down and driving the ladies crazy! 
LIFE GOALS: Hold air for an entire night! 
FORMER BANDS IN: Me and Pokey had somethin' goin' in the 
seventies (toke) what the hell was the name of it?..... 
MUSICAL INFLUENCES: STEVE ZODIAC, ERNIE AND BERT, MADAM...

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