(Everything you always wanted to
know about MWS but were too smart to ask!)
Mike "Stinky" B
INSTRUMENT:
Lead vocalist, Guitar,
Sphincter. FAVORITE FOOD: Cat
treats. FAVORITE COLOR: A whiter shade of pale. HOBBIES: Are hobbies, like, those little people in Lord Of
The Rings?
LIFE GOALS: To make it to the bell.
FORMER BANDS PLAYED IN:
...Some...
MUSICAL INFLUENCES: Tiny Tim, Topo Gigio.
Chris "Speedy" Smith
INSTRUMENT:
Guitar, Vocals. . FAVORITE FOOD: French
Fries FAVORITE COLOR: Ketchup Red HOBBIES: Driving so fast that cops say "man he can drive" &
let him go.
LIFE GOALS: To use every drink ticket we get at
gigs.
FORMER BANDS PLAYED IN:
...Really Good Ones. MUSICAL INFLUENCES: That kid in the music store playing
"Smoke On The Water" for everyone's enjoyment.
Irv
"Pappy" Fines
INSTRUMENT:
Bass guitar, vocals and magic hankys. FAVORITE FOOD:
Tofu and rum.
FAVORITE COLOR:
$GREEN$ HOBBIES: Avoiding calls from
other band members and crocheting. Fartin' is up there too. LIFE GOALS: To have naked
girls dance on TV during WALKER TEXAS RANGER. FORMER BANDS IN:
The Poverty
Plainsmen, The Johner Brothers ....What? ...Oh....I thought you said
"Farmer Bands"... MUSICAL INFLUENCES:
Any rich musician and Woody from
Bay City Rollers.
Niel "Takin' the R outta Drum"
K
INSTRUMENT:
Drums and
things that go "boink" FAVORITE FOOD:
Animal Crackers FAVORITE COLOR: Clear HOBBIES: Tryin' to flip da sticks without pokin' my
eye out, and beating on the pale little singer till he cries. FORMER BANDS IN:
Ridiculously good looking ones.
MUSICAL INFLUENCES:
Derek from Bay City Rollers & Animal from
Sesame Street.
THE
CREW
or
as they say, TECHNICIANS
Mike "Homey" S
INSTRUMENT: Sound Board and big speakers.
FAVORITE FOOD: What? FAVORITE COLOR: What?! HOBBIES: WHAT!!? LIFE GOALS: WHAATT!!!? FORMER BANDS IN: President of
Bay City Rollers fan club. MUSICAL INFLUENCES:
WHAT!?....
GUMBY
INSTRUMENT:
Cardboard guitar. FAVORITE FOOD: Hot air. FAVORITE COLOR: HOT GREEN!! HOBBIES: Jumpin' up and down
and driving the ladies crazy! LIFE GOALS: Hold air for an
entire night! FORMER BANDS IN: Me and Pokey
had somethin' goin' in the seventies (toke) what the
hell was the name of it?..... MUSICAL INFLUENCES: STEVE
ZODIAC, ERNIE AND BERT, MADAM...
